please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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