Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
All I want is dick and wine.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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