remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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