Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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