lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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