Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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