I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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