Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I touched a dick in church today
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I think people are normalizing furries
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