well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
