Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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