worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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