just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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