How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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