I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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