ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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