I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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