well most of my day revolves around power hour
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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