they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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