I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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