All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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