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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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