dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
