i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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