i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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