The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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