I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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