Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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