We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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