Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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