You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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