No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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