My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
someone owes me an orgasm
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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