Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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