I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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