God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just threw up on my dentist
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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