I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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