Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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