It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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