So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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