I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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