she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
that's an acceptable place to lick
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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