We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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