rhymes with "ouble enetration"
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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