We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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