Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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