So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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