He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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