How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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