Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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