pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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