the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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