i permit you to call me
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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