just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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